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On Room Service

The 3 y.o. “Dad. You need to ask me – what do you want for breakfast?”

Dad: “What do you want for breakfast” 

The 3 y.o. “A muffin”

Dad hands her a plate with a muffin.

The 3 y.o. “What’s the heck is this? It’s just a muffin. Where’s my watermelon? You ALWAYS serve watermelon with my muffin.”

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