The Mom: I think you all will be happy with the Christmas Crackers I got this year. Instead of the traditional paper crown, kiddie prize and silly joke, you will find Belgian milk chocolate dipped oreos inside each cracker.
The 17 y.o.: Wow! Everyone wins with that.
The Dad: Except the Belgians.
The 17 y.o.: Well, the Belgians haven’t won anything since 1607.