The 9 y.o.: Well, you’ll be glad to know I’ve got a new career goal now.
The Mom: Okay…
The 9 y.o.: Do you remember what I wanted to be?
The Mom: A supermodel?
The 12 y.o. (watching the Amazing Race): It’s painful to watch people who clearly have never been on a horse attempting to ride them.
The Mom: Not everyone has had riding lessons since they were 3 years old. You’ve lived a fairly privileged life, you know.
The 12 y.o.: I’ve been privileged that you never subjected me to reality tv. Well, until tonight for some strange reason.