The 11 y.o.: Whatcha doin’ Mom? What’s that thing?
The Mom: It’s called a filing cabinet. It’s where I keep the important school papers and file them away.
The 11 y.o.: But isn’t that what Google Drive does with Google Docs?
The 11 yo: Is this corn the 94% or the 6%?
The Mom: The what?
The 11 yo: Modified. GMO’s. Which is it?
The Mom: It’s corn. Eat it.
The 11 yo: It has pepper on it. Why does pepper always make people sneeze in cartoons?
The Mom: I have no idea. Maybe some animator a long time ago was allergic to pepper and then others copied it. Like why A113 appears in every Pixar movie.
The 11 yo: Because that was their classroom. Which has nothing to do with pepper. Or GMO corn. Try again, mom.
The Mom: SQUIRREL!