The 11 y.o.: Dad? What’s in the plastic cup you put on the island?
The Dad: Don’t drink it! It’s a little bit of water with dish soap and vinegar. To kill the fruit flies.
The 11 y.o.: I thought you caught more flies with honey than vinegar…
The 14 y.o.: Dopey is the cutest dwarf. He’s so sweet.
The 11 y.o.: But he’s not exactly the brightest bulb in the chandelier, is he?